Archive for March, 2007

My son, the sweet (but brown nosing) punk…

Me:   Ethan, what do you want for lunch today?

Ethan:   All I need to fill me is my Mom’s love.

Me:   You’re my sweetest boy.

Ethan:   Oh, I forgot.   I can’t eat your love.   It’s trapped inside your heart.   I’ll just have a grilled cheese.

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Heather Mills is a gold digging whore…

Someone needs to punch her in the face.

There you go, Misty!  I blogged!  Are you happy?

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