Last night at 11:00 p.m, Ethan decided he’d like a snack. Pushover that I am, I said yes. Here’s how the conversation demand went:
Ethan: Hey woman, I want a snack.
Me: Could you ask nicely?
Ethan: What do you have?
Me: What do you mean, what do I have? What do you want?
Ethan: Tell me what you’ve got.
Me: This is not Denny’s, and I do not have a menu. You know what we’ve got. Pick something.
Ethan: Give me some choices.
Me: For gosh sakes, just say what you want. It’s 11:00.
Ethan: Alright woman head, just give me some ice cream.
Me: (with ice cream in bowl, I call out) Here it is, come and get it.
Ethan: I’m busy. Bring it to me.
Me: (walking into other room with the ice cream) Here you go. I am sick of you treating me like a waitress. Why can’t you help out a little.
Ethan: Why couldn’t you just bring it to me without saying all that, servant woman?
What the hell? It’s not like Adam calls me “woman” or anything even remotely like that. Hell, I don’t even make Adam ice cream cones. I have created a monster.

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007
Dena

