Today Ethan and I did a little shopping with his gift cards from Target.  We finished up the shopping with lunch and he chose Burger King because they’re giving away Pokemon stuff with their Kid Meals. 

As we were eating, I kept reminding Ethan to take a bite of food which is pretty much what happens at every meal Ethan eats.  I got up for a minute to get some more ketchup, and as I walked away reminded him to take a bite of his Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.  (Mac & Cheese is new to our Burger King and Ethan is thrilled with the deviation from fries)  As soon as I said “take a bite” the following conversation transpired:

Ethan:  Do you see that sign?

Me:  What sign?

Ethan:  That one.  The one right in front of you.  The one that says “Have it your way.”  It doesn’t say “Have it Dena’s Way.  It says “Have it your way!”  That means me. 

Me:  What are you talking about?

Ethan:  MY WAY.  MY!  That means me, not  you.  It means that I can eat the way I want.  And what I want is for you to quit telling me to take a bite!

Uggh…he’s so literal.

The new season of Project Runway starts in 7 minutes at its new time of 9:00. I cannot wait. This is easily one of my favorite shows on television. I love Bravo and am particularly sad that the creators of Project Runway have decided to move the show to Lifetime after this season. Sorry, but something is just not right with Project Runway on the LIfetime channel. Wrong, wrong, wrong and big, big, mistake.  At least it’s got one more season where it belongs.

Kaiden and I found this video while waiting for Ethan to wake up.  I bet these girls use Duke’s in their potato salad.

I am dying to see this documentary.  Of course, I’ll wait for the DVD but it does look good. 

At the beginning of pool season Ethan was given the title of Assistant Lifeguard by his favorite lifeguard, Trey. He is determined to make certain that everyone is aware of this important position. Today when Doug, the lifeguard supervisor, made his daily stop at our pool he gave Ethan this hat. He told Ethan he is no longer just an assistant. He is a “real” lifeguard!

We’re in trouble now.