
With an approaching birthday, I thought it was extremely important to research the characteristics of my birth sign, and evaluate if I am the typical Scorpio.
Beneath a controlled, cool exterior beats the heart of the deeply intense Scorpio. Passionate, penetrating, and determined, this sign will probe until they reach the truth. The Scorpio may not speak volumes or show emotions readily, yet rest assured there’s an enormous amount of activity happening beneath the surface. Excellent leaders, Scorpions are always aware. When it comes to resourcefulness, this sign comes out ahead. This part rings pretty true. I will definitely probe until I reach the truthe. The not speaking volumes part…well, I have no problem expressing my opinions in a very vocal manner.
Friends and Family
Sincerity and truth are strong components of the Scorpio’s friends. It can take some time before really close bonds are formed, but once done, the Scorpio will remain dedicated and loyal. Witty and intellectual, they prefer companions who are humorous and easygoing. Full of surprises, this sign will give you the shirt off their backs if that’s what you need, yet once they are crossed, there’s no turning back. They feel deeply, and once hurt, it can be impossible to turn things around. Commitment to family is strong and consistent with the Scorpio. They are exceptionally helpful in managing affairs, and they are excellent advocates when needed. This is exactly me, particularly the part about being crossed. If you screw me, we’re done. I won’t even turn back to spit on you.
Career and Money
I desire is the key phrase for the Scorpio. They are fantastic at managing, solving, or creating. Once the Scorpio sets their sights on a goal, there’s no deterring this sign. Tasks that require a scientific, penetrating approach are always best done by Scorpions as they will delve deeply into the materials they have. Their ability to focus coupled with determination makes for strong management skills. They’re not ones to worry about making friends on the job scene; rather, they prefer to see the task accomplished well. This one’s close, too. In a work environment I usually find one or two people I bond with, and the rest I keep watch over. I don’t trust co-workers, although that might just be the last place I work. There’s so much backstabbing at that place that the carpets have turned a permanent red.
Pursuing such careers as scientist, doctor, investigator, navigator, detective, researcher, police officer, business manager, and psychologist all suit the mighty Scorpio. Respect is an essential aspect of working for this sign. They need to respect their coworkers while also feeling a sense of being respected by others. I should have been an investigator or a psychologist. Probably a criminal psychologist. That would have been the perfect field for me.
Scorpions are disciplined enough to stick to a budget and unafraid of working as hard and as long as it takes to get themselves in a good financial position. Many are fortunate and inherit money. Whatever the case – and regardless of the balance – they are great managers of their dollars and are not apt to overspend. Money means security and a sense of control, which is important to the Scorpio. Therefore, they’re going to hang onto the majority of the cash, making decisions carefully before turning any of it over. Money talk bores me…
Love and Sex
This is the strongest of the sexualities in the Zodiac. Incredibly passionate, the Scorpio takes intimacy seriously. Partners need to be intelligent and honest. Much of the foreplay for this sign happens long before the bedroom through conversation and observation. Once in love, they are devoted and loyal to the death. But relationships can take some time. The Scorpio needs to build trust and respect for a potential mate slowly and thoroughly. Devoted and loyal…always! But screw me, and you’re yesterday’s trash. I don’t forgive on the trust front. You lose my trust, you LOSE!
SCORPIO TIDBITS
Health
Each sign has a part of the anatomy attached to it, making this the area of the body that is most sensitive to stimulation. The anatomical areas for Scorpio are the genitals, bladder, rectum, and the reproductive organs. Not surprising considering my previous health issues.
Ruling Planet
The ruling planet for Scorpio is Pluto. Traditionally, this planet rules that which is hidden from view. It also represents conception, birth, death, slow growth, generation, regeneration, unpopular causes, anonymity, phobias, and the exposition of secrets. Ummmm, yeah…Whatever…
Colors
The colors of choice for Scorpio are dark red and maroon. Can you say jeweltones?
Gemstone
Scorpio’s star stone is the opal. Really? I didn’t know this.
Lucky Numbers
Scorpio’s lucky numbers are 2, 7, and 9. Playing the lottery with these numbers tonight.
Compatibility
Scorpions are most compatible with Pisces and Cancer. Whatcha think about that one, Misty?
Opposite Sign
The opposite sign of Scorpio is Taurus. Well, I’m married to my opposite…you know what they say about opposites, don’t you?
The Perfect Gift
The best gifts for a Scorpio are sentimental choices, clothing (especially something sexy), and non-fiction books. Pretty true, but spare me the sexy clothes.
Likes
Truth, facts, being right, teasing, longtime friends, a grand passion, a worthy adversary This is so true it’s scary…everyone one of these things rings true…very true!
Dislikes
Dishonesty, passive people, revealing secrets Again, VERY true!
House
Natural sign of the Eighth House. This house focuses on sex, taxes, death and rebirth, a partner’s resources, inheritance, and regeneration. yeah…got it…well, not really but let’s move on.
Famous Scorpions
Hillary Clinton, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Combs, Julia Roberts I’m in great company. Do you think I should start changing my name on a regular basis?
Best travel destination
Zambia, Syria, Norway, Halifax, Liverpool, New Orleans, Washington, D.C. Big NO to the Norway! BIG, BIG YES to Zambia!
Strengths
Passionate, stubborn, resourceful, brave, a true friend That’s me…all of those!
Weaknesses
Jealous, distrusting, secretive, violent, caustic Caustic? You have no idea!
Charismatic marks
An intense look in the eyes, muscular The intense look? Yes! The muscular thing? Hell no!
Best environment
Dark, sensuous places, any situation that offers power or rouses strong feelings Do Casey’s Pub and Judy’s count as dark and sensuous?