Ethan: Mom, are you scared of zombies?
Me: No
Ethan: Ghosts?
Me: No
Ethan: Werewolves?
Me: No
Ethan: Vampires?
Me: No
Ethan: Bleeding Chest Skeletons?
Me: No
Ethan: None of those things?
Me: Nope, I’m not really scared of stuff like that.
Ethan: What about a bird in the pool bathroom, that’s stuck up in the window, flapping its wings and trying to get out while you try to chase it out with a broom and scream like a girl? Are you scared of that?

Wednesday, October 28th, 2009
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